If you disagree with any of my ideas and actually do post a comment,its very much a possibility that,you are smarter than me,and have nothing better to do either.
but no,Its not the FACEPALM moment yet.
My ideal - " Statement of purpose"
Seriously... man,preparing for MBA exams gives you so much over confidence,that you actually start thinking that you are better than everyone else.
Take for instance the most celebrated authors of my country(present day). They fall for a, mostly,a fictitious bitch for 5 times in 5 different books,its still funny & romantic, best seller material.(fictitious because the bitch apparently starts caring.The only other place that happens is in bollywood or lalaland)
Whereas I have to write a statement of purpose,where in i have to describe myself as ambitious,creative,hard working,ethical,gem of a person, and a good enough reason,that i am choosing to do an MBA in spite of all the above said qualities!and believe it or not,i might have to pay money to write and apply,the idea itself is so awesome(ridiculous)!
Inspiration-
Now lets look at the famous philosopher,whose only achievement was to sit on a corner chair and surround himself with books,ponder on all the questions possible,and say wise things.Then people actually thought he was intelligent!yes,If not anyone else,Socrates the funny guy from Greece,is my role model.His witty one liners circulate all over the internet even today.He always said stuff that no one understood,and somehow he always managed to be the guy who said"i told you so".
my favourite quote from the socrates collection-
As for me,all i know is that i know nothing.
-Socrates(on dope,i guess)
Why MBA?
You see that's what the modern day economist is all about,in the world of cheap broadband internet ,people go to this place they call "office" log on to facebook and gmail,and chat with me all day,and get paid for it!
They all have MBA's or some equivalent huge douche bag degrees,they have apparently read books by the dozen on world economy,to fill their class assignments.
And in the actual world,Whenever asked about a financial forecast,they use terms like,hedge,inflation,moral collateral,equity,public interest,government demand.
It sounds so cool !!Nobody gets it,But when market crashes ,They all say ,I had told you so.
Goals.
Yes I aspire to become a financial consultant to a Mutual Fund company.While you google the the job description,let me tell you,As i promised I am creative,its very unlikely that you find something on it.Or as all other MBA's must have taken the "oath of secrecy",all the text you might find may be insufficient to explain what's being talked about.
I plan to scare a well established MNC,tell them,in the current world they are unsafe,they need to diversify their funds.They will hence need to open a mutual fund house.And i will help the general public feel that the trusted MNC's name is enough to drain all their savings into.
Then I hire an MBA as a risk advisor,and simultaneously invest all the funds into shares/stocks.
For some wild reason like always the American president will come to India,Visit khajuraho,and the Sensex will rise.Everyone will make profits,and my goal shall be accomplished.
Where Do you see yourself in 10 years?
I have this idea of a management college,so far,i am calling it FACEPALM,and it will be the direct competition to PALMFACE (reputed govt. management collg,whose only achievement till date is to be established by the Govt.)
Since the branding is so dynamic,the success is obvious,honest dumb nerds will get confused and fill up the form anyways,i will hire disgruntled lecturers from PALMFACE to teach ethics and competition.
hence,I see myself as a very successful entrepreneur.
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