My Love for the Formula 1.

Of the smartasses among my friends,everyone seems to be going gaga about an upcoming event - the formula 1,or as it sounds less nerdy and more cool,the F1.Now i don't have any special agenda against motorsports,than the general envy of the common man,who thinks he can afford petrol only by selling his kidney,or the hot grid girls who are ready to throw themselves at the racers, and had said E for engine to graduate from high school.

My problem is i dont understand the general dementia these motor sports fans possess,with respect to speed.

The awestruck faces with respect to the hefty maneuvers also reminds me the general hatred for physics we all had shared where in distance by time was equal to speed,i seem to have gotten over it somehow.But my friends seem to be struggling.So they revise their fundamentals every 2-3 weeks,where in a car worth millions will go around a lap in a circle 60 times,burning way too much fuel than actually should be done.Anyhow,i feel happy because by the time i wake up on a sunday,either Lewis Hamilton has lost a race,which cheers my friends a lot,or there is some freak accident,which is for some reason fun to watch.

These demented people in my country have grown to such a large number that now one billionaire had to finally say,"hey instead of burning my own money by trying to build same old buildings again and again,let me build a track worth millions,and earn another billion of it,and burn it again,the poor will be poor ,what can i do about that..."

And Voila! F1 track is made in the National Cunt Region (NCR) of my country,So rightly selected,I have heard,Delhi-ites are using their "contacts",to get their jija and phupha,mausas aand maasis to sit in the front row and watch them bribe the security to just drive on an F1 track.Obviously,they will keep the windows down,put on the AC,and play punjabi music,(they may play english if they are drunk enough,cos then they pretend to understand it).Why? "Pancho because its F***ing cool Pancho."

I know F1 is weird for a country where people think ambassador is still a car,and Innova is a good car,and people driving these think of themselves driving a car.Recently there was a (indian)critic describing how there was dust on the Delhi track and how it is harmful for the F1 engines,For all the people who didn't know yet,there is a good 300 million dollar "road" under that dust.So drive carefully you racing freaks.Very rarely does a car tyre in India get to see a road anyway.

So I foresee a weekend coming up where in i will wake up,and every dumbass will be feeling proud that its country hosted an F1 race.For which an amount of money was spent,which could be used for donating the needy and poor like me.The smart asses will watch Ra.one.Delhi-ites might do both.

Yes i am finally blogging cos i got nothing better to do.

If you disagree with any of my ideas and actually do post a comment,its very much a possibility that,you are smarter than me,and have nothing better to do either.

but no,Its not the FACEPALM moment yet.

My ideal - " Statement of purpose"

Seriously... man,preparing for MBA exams gives you so much over confidence,that you actually start thinking that you are better than everyone else.

Take for instance the most celebrated authors of my country(present day). They fall for a, mostly,a fictitious bitch for 5 times in 5 different books,its still funny & romantic, best seller material.(fictitious because the bitch apparently starts caring.The only other place that happens is in bollywood or lalaland)

Whereas I have to write a statement of purpose,where in i have to describe myself as ambitious,creative,hard working,ethical,gem of a person, and a good enough reason,that i am choosing to do an MBA in spite of all the above said qualities!and believe it or not,i might have to pay money to write and apply,the idea itself is so awesome(ridiculous)!

Inspiration-

Now lets look at the famous philosopher,whose only achievement was to sit on a corner chair and surround himself with books,ponder on all the questions possible,and say wise things.Then people actually thought he was intelligent!yes,If not anyone else,Socrates the funny guy from Greece,is my role model.His witty one liners circulate all over the internet even today.He always said stuff that no one understood,and somehow he always managed to be the guy who said"i told you so".

my favourite quote from the socrates collection-

As for me,all i know is that i know nothing.

-Socrates(on dope,i guess)

Why MBA?

You see that's what the modern day economist is all about,in the world of cheap broadband internet ,people go to this place they call "office" log on to facebook and gmail,and chat with me all day,and get paid for it!

They all have MBA's or some equivalent huge douche bag degrees,they have apparently read books by the dozen on world economy,to fill their class assignments.

And in the actual world,Whenever asked about a financial forecast,they use terms like,hedge,inflation,moral collateral,equity,public interest,government demand.

It sounds so cool !!Nobody gets it,But when market crashes ,They all say ,I had told you so.

Goals.

Yes I aspire to become a financial consultant to a Mutual Fund company.While you google the the job description,let me tell you,As i promised I am creative,its very unlikely that you find something on it.Or as all other MBA's must have taken the "oath of secrecy",all the text you might find may be insufficient to explain what's being talked about.

I plan to scare a well established MNC,tell them,in the current world they are unsafe,they need to diversify their funds.They will hence need to open a mutual fund house.And i will help the general public feel that the trusted MNC's name is enough to drain all their savings into.

Then I hire an MBA as a risk advisor,and simultaneously invest all the funds into shares/stocks.

For some wild reason like always the American president will come to India,Visit khajuraho,and the Sensex will rise.Everyone will make profits,and my goal shall be accomplished.

Where Do you see yourself in 10 years?

I have this idea of a management college,so far,i am calling it FACEPALM,and it will be the direct competition to PALMFACE (reputed govt. management collg,whose only achievement till date is to be established by the Govt.)

Since the branding is so dynamic,the success is obvious,honest dumb nerds will get confused and fill up the form anyways,i will hire disgruntled lecturers from PALMFACE to teach ethics and competition.

hence,I see myself as a very successful entrepreneur.