My Love for the Formula 1.

Of the smartasses among my friends,everyone seems to be going gaga about an upcoming event - the formula 1,or as it sounds less nerdy and more cool,the F1.Now i don't have any special agenda against motorsports,than the general envy of the common man,who thinks he can afford petrol only by selling his kidney,or the hot grid girls who are ready to throw themselves at the racers, and had said E for engine to graduate from high school.

My problem is i dont understand the general dementia these motor sports fans possess,with respect to speed.

The awestruck faces with respect to the hefty maneuvers also reminds me the general hatred for physics we all had shared where in distance by time was equal to speed,i seem to have gotten over it somehow.But my friends seem to be struggling.So they revise their fundamentals every 2-3 weeks,where in a car worth millions will go around a lap in a circle 60 times,burning way too much fuel than actually should be done.Anyhow,i feel happy because by the time i wake up on a sunday,either Lewis Hamilton has lost a race,which cheers my friends a lot,or there is some freak accident,which is for some reason fun to watch.

These demented people in my country have grown to such a large number that now one billionaire had to finally say,"hey instead of burning my own money by trying to build same old buildings again and again,let me build a track worth millions,and earn another billion of it,and burn it again,the poor will be poor ,what can i do about that..."

And Voila! F1 track is made in the National Cunt Region (NCR) of my country,So rightly selected,I have heard,Delhi-ites are using their "contacts",to get their jija and phupha,mausas aand maasis to sit in the front row and watch them bribe the security to just drive on an F1 track.Obviously,they will keep the windows down,put on the AC,and play punjabi music,(they may play english if they are drunk enough,cos then they pretend to understand it).Why? "Pancho because its F***ing cool Pancho."

I know F1 is weird for a country where people think ambassador is still a car,and Innova is a good car,and people driving these think of themselves driving a car.Recently there was a (indian)critic describing how there was dust on the Delhi track and how it is harmful for the F1 engines,For all the people who didn't know yet,there is a good 300 million dollar "road" under that dust.So drive carefully you racing freaks.Very rarely does a car tyre in India get to see a road anyway.

So I foresee a weekend coming up where in i will wake up,and every dumbass will be feeling proud that its country hosted an F1 race.For which an amount of money was spent,which could be used for donating the needy and poor like me.The smart asses will watch Ra.one.Delhi-ites might do both.